…I had a dream last night.  Marky Mark Walhburg (spelling wrong) was in it. Don’t know where the Funky Bunch was, but that worked out for me.  We were cruising around some harbor on a cigarette boat. 

He was totally in love with me.  We were smiling at each other.  Wind in our hair.  And then he let me drive the boat.  We dove to the bottom of the ocean, dodging sharks and other sea-life.  But all the while, I’m thinking “Marky Mark’s in love with me.”

Yeah, I’m red-faced.  Can’t even imagine what prompted this. 

I haven’t been involved with Marky Mark for at least ten years.

I realize some of the readers here do not appreciate the NFL.  That’s okay.  To each his own.

But even if the last thing you do on a nice fall sunday is watch football, the sight of someone’s dream coming true has to touch you, right?

It does me.  Vernon Davis, sixth pick overall was bawling when San Fran picked him.  I love, love, love that.  That he cares. Who knows what kind of guy he is, what he stands for, but seeing someone’s dream come true is the greatest.

I think, anyway.

 

 

…maybe.

In this world of complexities and nuance, the jury is in, though still not sure about the verdict.

We think Jake shot the finger.  He used it again in the same context.  After I collected myself, laughing in private at how funny it looked.  I gave him the lightbulb treatment.

Basically he stuck to his story.  His friend supposedly shot the bird at the movie screen on Saturday.

His friend, as perplexed as Bill and I, says he was shooting a spidey web at the screen.

This is all amounting to some weird mis-understanding on the part of Jake.  Or not.  He did use it in the right context, though his friend, truly has no idea what his parents are getting at.  And they’re not denial type, my kid is innocent parents. 

We did stress that whether Jake meant to shoot the bird or not, he is not to employ it as a means of communication.  He gets it.  We don’t.  Or at least I don’t.  I may be engaging in denial parenting, but I questioned him hard…

I know you’re laughing at me.  Please don’t let me be one of those parents.  HOpe this is not a giant sized step in that direction.

Jennifer is trying to stregthen her presence on Amazon and leave her a comment or two.  Her book is on the list for New York Times “books to read,” for this summer.  The list comes out tomorrow. 

It’s amazing the work it takes to ramp up the sales.  Let’s keep her numbers going upward.

 

Author of The Booster, Jennifer Solow, has been so kind as to answer some questions regarding how she wrote The Booster, her process in general, finding an agent, as well as some personal tid-bits that further illustrate her quirky and unique personality! Again, The Booster is well worth your money, try it soon. www.jennifersolow.com

Writing

HOUSEWIFECAFE: You’ve mentioned that your mentor pointed out South American shoplifting rings she’d seen in the news and the plot of your book clicked. What was your writing process like after that? Did you go right to submission after weaving that in, or did you need to revise?

JENNIFER: Basically, this was when the real book started.

I had been writing for 2 years but the process was chaotic and the storyline didn’t actually exist – just the character and a bit of her life (a few hundred pages worth). When I came back that summer from Sewanee Writer’s Conference (and meeting Alison Lurie), I began researching compulsive shoplifters and shoplifting rings.

“Weaving that in” would have been delightful…but unfortunately, the entire house had to be gutted. I started again at page 1 but many of the old scenes made it in. I’d often use dialogue or dramatic moments, but put them into different scenarios or with different people.

Many of the characters had to change. For instance, Alex, Jillian’s love interest, was a real Euro-trash jerk in my first draft. In the final draft we had to like Alex – find him real and respect-worthy…he needed to become a better foil for her: if someone like Alex could love Jillian, so could we. If he could be fed up with her, so could we. Alex’s character was a device I used to make Jillian more understandable.

All in all there were 36 drafts of this book. Each started entirely from page 1.
I am working on book 2 and I’d like to say it gets easier.

I should write a book entirely from the ‘graveyard’ – the scenes, plot points and characters who all now live in discarded folders. They’re a good bunch.

HOUSEWIFECAFE: The Booster boasts a character with depth, yet there’s a lot happening plot-wise. How did you balance Jillian’s inner thoughts/struggles with having to move the plot along? Did you have to go back and muscle in the conflict in or did it just unroll in your writing once you settled on the crime ring idea?

JENNIFER: I am a very impatient reader. If I don’t get drawn into a book on the first page it rarely makes it off my night table.

I am an impatient writer as well. I knew when I was getting bored of what I was writing…if I was just going through the motions, then something needed to change with the story.

I had really had no idea how to write a good story, I just kept writing (and bike riding and procrastinating) until it hit me piece by piece. Much of it just came to me from the ethers – I had NO idea that Bingo would own a department store just as an example. It came to me one day in the car.

As the story got refined so did her character. Her wants and needs began to reveal themselves: Isolation, feeling ‘kicked out of the organism,’ self-protection, entitlement, neediness – these were all parts of who Jillian was that got strengthened through story revelations.

Agents

HOUSEWIFECAFE: How did you tackle the process of finding an agent?

JENNIFER: I asked everyone I knew how you go about finding an agent. Here’s the process in a nutshell:

Ingredients:

• Your favorite books and a bookstore
• 1 or 2 of those big books about literary agents
• A thousand Post-It notes
• Google

Go to the store and pull every book that you like and is similar to yours for one reason or another. Turn to the back and look at who the agent is that the writer thanks in the acknowledgements page (if they don’t thank them, you don’t want them).

Pick your top 10 and back-up 10. Get to know those 20 agents intimately through researching, even writing their authors on their websites. This process could take months. Work on your query simultaneously.

Write an awesome query letter (mine took 3 months to perfect).

For more about my recipe for the SUREFIRE QUERY LETTER, check out my blog, https://jennifersolow.blogspot.com/

Finding an agent was not difficult for me because of my marketing background and the way I tackled the process. I also wrote a book that ‘sells’ easily. I pitched the book like a piece of new business – here’s why you need to hire us!

Do not settle for the only agent who’ll have you. YOU should control the process and find the perfect match…even if it takes a long time.
HOUSEWIFECAFE: Did you have to revise for your agent or editor?

JENNIFER: Yes. Yes. Yes and yes.

I enjoyed the revision process – my agent and editor made the book better, no question about it.

HOUSEWIFECAFE: What do you think is most important part of querying agents?

JENNIFER: It is important to remember that agents get a hundred letters a week – sometimes a day. It’s like getting junk mail – 99.99% of those letters are tossed. Your letter must stand out and say, “you have to read this book right this second before someone else snatches it up.”

Advice to other writers

HOUSEWIFECAFE.COM: Did you ever doubt your book would find a publisher? If so what did you tell yourself as you waiting to hear from your agent regarding the process?

JENNIFER: I was insecure everyday about the writing itself. It was the most challenging thing I ever did in my life. But I was always ridiculously (sometimes unreasonably) confident about publishing it. I had a vision for the book and for myself that never faltered. I still have it. I took that Famous Author photo before I sold the book.

I have more fun being confident than I do being insecure. It’s a better party.

HOUSEWIFECAFE: What advice do you give to writers who are trying to break into the business?

JENNIFER: Making real money writing is nearly impossible…visions of J.K. Rowling’s castle should be tempered.

Research tells us that debut novels make the bestseller list less than once a year. Of the TENS of thousands of debut books published each year, only a fraction of a fraction will pay for themselves. The chance that your advance will be less than $30,000 (dolled out in thirds over maybe 2 years) is very good. Some books, even ones published by great houses, don’t sell ANY COPIES at all!

The best advice I can give is do something else. Just about anything is easier than this. But writers will be writers – simple as that. I am as alive as I ever have been in my life – right on the hairy edge everyday. I wouldn’t trade it in for the world.

HOUSEWIFECAFE: How about writing advice? Any quirky tips for getting in the groove?

JENNIFER: Put your ass in the chair. When you feel like getting up and going to the fridge – don’t. Stay an extra 20 minutes on your butt.

Also – take time off from it. The book writes itself sometimes.

PR

HOUSEWIFECAFE: With your substantial background in advertising, you have done well promoting yourself and The Booster. What do you think is the most important thing for people without your background need to know about selling themselves and their work?

JENNIFER: 1. Write a one-sentence way to describe your book. CONSTANTLY refine it until it makes everyone you know say, “Oh my gawd! I need to read that book!” I have used my sentence a thousand times at every juncture of this process. If you can’t describe what your book is about succinctly no one else will be able to either.

2. Pretend to be a movie star. Have the best time of your life.

Personal

HOUSEWIFECAFE: What’s your favorite thing to do after a good day of writing and the kids are tucked into bed?

JENNIFER: Honestly, my favorite thing to do on a day like that is keep writing.

On a day when the writing didn’t go so well…I bake bread, I pole dance, I practice karate, I do stupid stuff around the house.

Tonight, for instance, I moved all my spices from little metal containers in my drawer to little glass containers in my drawer (in which they were before and I decided I prefer). Then I made homemade chai tea with spices that didn’t fit any longer and marinated a chicken for tomorrow night. I flirted with an English guy online who has a leftist blog and taunts me through email. I’ll probably stay up too late checking and rechecking my Amazon ranking. I’ll write my blog about how fabulous a day in the life of a Famous Author is, put my plastic night guard in and go to sleep.

THANKS JENNIFER FOR THE GREAT INFORMATION! FEEL FREE TO LEAVE JENNIFER COMMENTS OR STOP BY HER BLOG AND LEAVE THEM THERE.

Click here to read an excerpt of THE BOOSTER.

…Jake did.

Maybe.

Bill thinks so.

I caught a glimpse of the hand thrusting upward.  There were fingers involved in the movement, but I don’t think Jake has any clue what he did.

The gesture fit the context–Jake’s response to Bill scolding him.

And I believe he’d drop a swear word.

But four years old, flipping the bird.  I can’t even imagine where he saw that.

I know where he hears swears…but this a really advanced mode of communication–That’s not right.  I don’t mean sophisticated, but even in this world where anything goes, you don’t see people operating this way very often.  I’d think you’d have to be exposed to this a few times before incorporating it into your communication tool-box.

The jury’s out on this one.

Hi everyone,

For those of you situating your summer reading stack, be sure to include Jennifer Solow’s book, The Booster.  I met her at one of her signings in Pittsburgh and she was very sweet.  She has the cutest flower stamp to go along with her signature…

Her writing is awesome.  Voice, unique.  Story, compelling.  Though The Booster is somewhat chick lit, it’s character driven and really puts you in the shoes (expensive stolen shoes) of a dark, haunted character who ultimately prevails and changes her life for the better.  Specifically, Jillian the main character is a chic Manhattan kleptomaniac who loses her job and becomes the star American booster in a dangerous South American shoplifting ring. 

Jennifer’s garnered great press as she was in People Magazine last week and the reviews in newspapers like The Boston Globe, have been fantastic.

It’s her debut book and I want to support her.  Help me help her!!!  Buy it at Amazon, the big boxes and independent bookstores near you!

You can read an excerpt on her website:
www.jennifersolow.com
Click here to read an excerpt of THE BOOSTER.

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