Why does Pottery Barn think 10-20 bucks off a $570 dollar toy is a sale worthy of a shocking red line through the original price?
Why is it inevitable that your sick kid will puke in the car on the way to the doctor after showing zero signs of nausea beforehand?
Why is it impossible to get chunks of puke out of the crevices in the car?
Why does it take the dryer repair man a week to come see you then say with a straight face it’ll take a week to get the part and “we’ll see” about how fast after that he can fix it?Ã‚Â Is that the only profession unaware of overnight shipping–the flurry of this fast paced society?Ã‚Â
Ã‚Â Now for something insignificant:
A guy in a coffee shop is talking to a lady.Ã‚Â Half way through the conversation she stops him, “Is this a joke?”
He nodded yes and continued.Ã‚Â I thought that was so funny because I too am often half-way into someone’s joke, thinking it’s a real story before I realize it sounds suspicously like a joke.Ã‚Â Some people are so damn literal.Ã‚Â Sometimes, anyway.
Boy this is a bad one.