Him: How much weight you lose, huh?
Her:Ã‚Â 67.2 pounds
Him: (running hand through his hair) Man, you must’ve been hulkin’ fat.
Her:Ã‚Â (nodding, eyes wide.Ã‚Â no comment)
Overheard in Giant Eagle–Oakmont, PA
Okay, give me something my fellow bloggers.
9 thoughts on “Freaky Friday…”
Critique Group Meeting-Plotting Session
CP#1: So what should my middle turning point be?
Cp#2: Seriously. The plot should always turn on the penis.
that’s so funny…was this a romance critique group? If not, my plots are in serious trouble…
Overheard Wednesday, on PBS Kids:
Wendy: You’re sitting on Bob’s wood, Mr. Crab!
(it’s all about the penis for Jaye and me, apparently…)
LOL, yes it’s a romance group. The woman who said that is hilarious.
Gorgeous chick flirting with Coffee Guy: I swear I have to eat all the junk food I can just to keep weight on my body.
Me: Rolls eyes and plans slow death for donut-eating ho
funeh, funeh, funeh…Jaye.
My favorite are the people who forget to eat. My main character in the book I’m writing now does that.
Do you get to kill her off?
No, I don’t kill her off, I live through her forgetting to eat world…
Oh, well. Maybe next time you can do a Thriller Chick Lit.