Well, Fat Friday is here. I’m not going to mince words regarding my weight as I have enough padding on my ass to avoid padding the way I talk about it.
Okay, I’m not that brave. If I were, there would be a nude photo of me above instead of just my knees. But, I figure the knees are sort of the litmis (sp?) for the rest of the bod and I don’t need to lose any more readers by blinding them with blubbery nudity. This is not a horror show, folks. Not even a literary one.
Anyway, a friend of mine (a friend who has 50 fewer pounds to lose than me, but I understand the way you feel in your skin and the way you look are two different things) and I are doing a Biggest Loser/Slim Fast competition. Yeah, she’s a sucker. How could she possibly win when I have so much more to lose? Well, I’m a miracle worker when it comes to maintaining/gaining weight so she just might win.
No seriously, I’m serious this time.
After 41/2 years adjusting to having Mult. Scler. (don’t freaking laugh it’s a lot to adust to mentally and physically) I finally find myself repugnant…So, whether you can stand it or not, Fat Fridays will feature my fat knees–oh I know, what knees? They’ll be back soon….very, very soon.