but in the process of showing you the most perfect purse ever designed, I must also show you Britney Spears’s underpants.
I have a purse fetish.Ã‚Â And a couch one, but since one can only have so many couches to her name, the purse one is much more readily satisfied.
But, I’m at a loss at to whether old Brit purchased this baby at Wal-Mart or Prada.Ã‚Â Oh, I know it’s not a Prada, but it looks way too substantial to be a lead-laden chop-job from China.
Anyway, a girl can dream.
The second material item I’d like to share with you all is the latest in toys being recalled by Mattel and its underling companies.
Let me say that just about every item shown as well as the slew of Thomas the Train toys that are slathered in brain-shrinking lead paint have been in my kids’ mouths at some point in the last six years.Ã‚Â
Unlike my fear that my kids will be snacked upon by sharks in the ocean (we only go to the beach once a year for a week) I’ve totally ignored this entire toy situation and pushed any worry that my kids were intended to be geniuses and the lead has rendered them merely average, from my mind.
I’m damn proud of myself.Ã‚Â
Not that I didn’t throw that Barbie and her crapping dog out with today’s garbage, but I’m not worrying about it.Ã‚Â I mean, I’m not going crazy here.Ã‚Â Maybe I’m actually going sane for the time being.