Okay, a wide stance while pooping.
Yeah, that makes sense.Ã‚Â
Here’s your assignment:
Go into public bathroom.
Sit on toilet.
Try to stick your foot under the stall wall and imagine another foot (better yet, take a friend and do the experiment with him or her) on the other side and as your foot “accidentally” hits into his enough to deliver a “signal” of some sort ask yourself ifÃ‚Â it isÃ‚Â a naturally ocurring result of having a wide stance.Ã‚Â Yeah, that’s right.Ã‚Â Impossible.
Then there’s the whole “I wasn’t reaching under the stall with my hand to send the international signal for ‘I’m interested in some toilet lovemaking,’ I was simply picking up a piece of paper,” defense.
Hold it right there partner.Ã‚Â That would have to be some importantÃ‚Â itemÃ‚Â to warrant its retrieval from the floor of a public bathroom.Ã‚Â A diamond ring, the deed toÃ‚Â your house, your favorite spandex jazz pants, something other than a scrap of toilet paper.Ã‚Â
Clearly Larry Craig hasn’t had the time or inclination to peruse Jen Angelo’s siteÃ‚Â called Germ Circus and get the low-down on just exactly what lives on the floors of modern bathrooms.
Anyway, no matter your personal bathroom habits, you must at all timesÃ‚Â hold your wits about you, keeping in mind the degree to which others will follow your logic.Ã‚Â
And onto the bathroom floor, even the less intelligent Americans, will not go.