Hey! I’m rated PG! NO WAIT, I’M ACTUALLY RATED G!!! NO I’M RATED PG-13

Thanks to Jamie Ford, I’ve been introduced to a blog rating service and found that Housewifecafe is rated Free Online Dating

That’s right.  Due to the use of Hell twice, Crap three times and Damn once I’ve been rated PG.

WAIT, I WENT BACK AGAIN TO GET THE ICON FOR MY SITE AND IT NOW RATES ME G!!!!  I JUST GOT CLEANER IN FIVE MINUTES!!!!

I’m pretty impressed with myself.  I don’t know why exactly.  But I feel like that’s a good place to be in the blogworld. 

I guess I’m impressed because I can’t believe that those are the only “bad” words I’ve used while blogging and also that I’ve used them so few times.  Maybe I swear less than I thought.  Maybe I’m a better person than I thought.

Life is good.

NOT SO GOOD.

I went back again and now am rated Online Dating

“>PG-13 for using torture 1x, death, 3 x’s and hell a bunch…

I knew my self-righteousness would be short-lived.

Ah, shit.

 

3 thoughts on “Hey! I’m rated PG! NO WAIT, I’M ACTUALLY RATED G!!! NO I’M RATED PG-13

  1. I am a little shy about swearing in mixed company, so I knew for certain that my blog would be rated G. Well guess what? It is rated PG! All because I used the word ‘fart’ a few times — oh, and ‘kill’ as in ‘my cat kills mice.’ What was I supposed to say? ‘Babies pass wind?’ And ‘my cat pierces little mice with her teeth and then eats them?’

    You could really play around with that rating system, describing all sorts of immoral scenes, lascivious behavior, etc., but steering clear of those pesky problem words like fart, kill and — eek — shit. And yet you’d still have a G rating! Never mind. In my heart, I know that my blog is 99% G-rated. Well, okay: 75%.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.