I admit, I love the Olympics. Summer Olympics are my favorite, but I get sucked into the winter games as well.
Especially the ice-skating. Uncool, maybe. But I love it.
Except the men’s singles. For some reason, that, I don’t love.
But Ice Dancing, Pairs and Women’s figure skating? I won’t miss a minute.
Tonight hasn’t been disappointing.
The Polish pair gave a strong performance and the woman had the most severe case of skater wedge I’ve ever seen.
Barely a wisp of red could be seen covering her butt by the end of their long program.
I’m sure she didn’t notice.
If her mind went there, she’d tumble from above her partner’s head and kill herself.
And it’s not like she’s flabby or something. If ever there was a butt to be wedgied and on display, it would be a figure skater’s.
Not frightening like in the case of pool mom wedgie or something amateurish like that.
Then there was the little piece that Jamie Sale and her hubby did for NBC. They’re acting as consultants or something this year and explained the different lifts and I can’t even tell you what all because the hubby’s little French Canadian accent was way too cute.
But, he’s whipping her around, over his head, around his neck, etc., etc., etc.
And all I can think of is the two of them having sex.
I’m not usually one of those people.
Walking around, imagining couples in bed.
But, there was his accent, the lifting, the splitting….foreplay for these two must be life-threatening.
Anyway, sorry for that. I’m really not one of those people. I swear….