Jake Shoop has yet to attend a Pirate game they haven’t won. They ought to put him on the roster right now. You know, slot him as a mini ball-boy or let him deliver cokes to thirsty players. They can’t afford to toy with such a force. Yet…they don’t seem to notice.
Hahaha. What a beautiful day for a game, yesterday was. Hopefully they win today. Jake won’t be there, though. So, I plucked a hair from his head and blew it into the wind, knowing it’ll settle in just the right spot, right behind homeplate, bringing good luck. I kid, I kid. Still, the Pirates should be made aware of things like this.