Someone I know used that phrase a month ago and I can’t quit thinking about it and laughing out loud.Ã‚Â I love the word boob in that context for some reason.
My old roommate used to hate the word Nipple–I feel like I’ve told you that before.Ã‚Â I can blame such mental weakness on age or MS, I suppose.Ã‚Â Anyway, we lived in a suite and the rest of us found it necessary to use the word nipple as often as possible.Ã‚Â Yes, I was a boob back then.Ã‚Â but I also drank a lot so I can chalk that up to booze, I suppose.
That’s right, nothing’s ever directly my fault.
My weird phobia is snaps.Ã‚Â I can’t stand them for some reason.Ã‚Â Just looking at someone in one of those western get ups, imagining fingers applying pressure to pearly topped snappysÃ‚Â makes me shudder.Ã‚Â
I held my breath through four years of snappy baby/kid outfits.Ã‚Â I can’t imagine what happened to me as a child to have snaps make me sick.Ã‚Â TMI?Ã‚Â Sorry.
Hope you have a boob-free day today.