…that the Steelers are losing because in a moment of near disaster I used my terrible towel as an oven mitt?
…that my journey to publication has beenÃ‚Â temporarily twarted by good luck in otherÃ‚Â areas ofÃ‚Â my life?
Ã‚Â …that the thousands ofÃ‚Â yellow jackets whoÃ‚Â hollowed out a giant hole in the yard are only sleeping in the cold?
Ã‚Â …thatÃ‚Â 5 year old Jake really can tell the difference between a nice strange old lady andÃ‚Â the boogyman strangerÃ‚Â he’s not supposed to talk to?
…that Oprah would give me a million bucks–just for the fun of it?
…that, well, I’m out of stuff.Ã‚Â How about you?