…it seems as though every time I’m treated to one of his segments he’s talking about the exact same thing. I know he’s not because CBS can’t possibly believe we’d be so stupid as to not notice. But here he is sharing his letters regarding buying American cars.
I thought that topic was beat into the ground along with the soundtrack of Saturday Night Fever.
Get another freaking topic, for the love of God in sweet blue heaven.
I’m assuming it’s blue. That will be nice if it is.
I was perusing the all illuminating Us magazine when I came across a picture of Star Jones reading her very own book in public. On the beach.
I don’t know.
I might just be dizzy from a barage of rejections, but please promise.
If you catch me reading my own book while on vacation, sipping tall cool ones, you’ll immediately, without a hint of hesitation, beat me about the shoulders with my best selling tome.