Everyone has given such great bra advice that I feel I can cut my shopping time down by decades.
As I was blogging away, a fantastic commercial for Victoria’s Secret came on TV…All I could think was how much I look like the chick in her skivvies running toward the camera, breasts barely contained in the bra–looking so damn happy about it…As though they had hidden cameras in my bedroom and shot me bolting out of bed when Jake or Beth call in the middle of the night.
Seriously, the picture here is a phony. I look just like the chick on TV. I just don’t want you all stopping by the cafe for my looks alone.