Comments on: WTF DOES THIS MEAN? http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=wtf-does-this-mean Author of The Last Letter Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:09:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: jennifer http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1797 jennifer Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:12:03 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1797 what a great idea! this is very cute. All the mini stories are great. what a great idea!
this is very cute. All the mini stories are great.

]]> By: Housewife Cafe » Blog Archive » Mary–Anti-Wife–Jaye http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1796 Housewife Cafe » Blog Archive » Mary–Anti-Wife–Jaye Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:30:14 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1796 [...] Okay, it’s time to vote for the little story you (any reader including Jaye, Anti-wife, and Jaye) liked best.  [...] [...] Okay, it’s time to vote for the little story you (any reader including Jaye, Anti-wife, and Jaye) liked best.  [...]

]]> By: Kathie http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1795 Kathie Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:53:16 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1795 Okay, Mary, Anti-wife and Jaye, if we don't get more entries in the next day, we'll start the judging--not that all three aren't great! Okay, Mary, Anti-wife and Jaye, if we don’t get more entries in the next day, we’ll start the judging–not that all three aren’t great!

]]> By: Kathie http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1794 Kathie Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:49:26 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1794 Jaye, I love it! I especially love how you didn't let it go with the mush brain but pushed it to the point of a nervous tick. Have you been spying on me or something? Jaye, I love it! I especially love how you didn’t let it go with the mush brain but pushed it to the point of a nervous tick. Have you been spying on me or something?

]]> By: Jaye Wells http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1793 Jaye Wells Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:48:03 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1793 Her brain feels like a rotting gourd in the basement that is her head. Before she had kids, she went to art shows and had intelligent discussions about world affairs and culture. Now, the constant loop of The Wiggles and Barney have leached every ounce of smart away, leaving her with mush in her head and a nervous tick. Her brain feels like a rotting gourd in the basement that is her head. Before she had kids, she went to art shows and had intelligent discussions about world affairs and culture. Now, the constant loop of The Wiggles and Barney have leached every ounce of smart away, leaving her with mush in her head and a nervous tick.

]]> By: Kathie http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1792 Kathie Sun, 29 Jul 2007 18:42:02 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1792 Anti-wife--that's great. Using both in one story. Very high difficulty indeed. I laughed out loud because I wasn't expecting you to slip in the chinamen line. The competition is on now! Anti-wife–that’s great. Using both in one story. Very high difficulty indeed. I laughed out loud because I wasn’t expecting you to slip in the chinamen line. The competition is on now!

]]> By: Anti-wife http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1791 Anti-wife Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:20:18 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1791 She tripped over the dog splashing red paint everywhere and landing her face down in front of the rotten gourd in the basement. Noticing her perplexed look, her friend said, "What are you staring at that thing?" "Can't you see the teeny Chinamen in the paint?", she replied as the red slowly seeped into its cracks. She tripped over the dog splashing red paint everywhere and landing her face down in front of the rotten gourd in the basement.

Noticing her perplexed look, her friend said, “What are you staring at that thing?”

“Can’t you see the teeny Chinamen in the paint?”, she replied as the red slowly seeped into its cracks.

]]> By: Kathie http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1790 Kathie Sun, 29 Jul 2007 13:24:56 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1790 Hey Mary, that's awesome. I can just imagine the kid's face as the tables turn...Glad the rotten gourd was stinkin' easy to make use of! Hey Mary, that’s awesome. I can just imagine the kid’s face as the tables turn…Glad the rotten gourd was stinkin’ easy to make use of!

]]> By: Mary Whitsell http://kshoop.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1789 Mary Whitsell Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:25:43 +0000 http://housewifecafe.com/2007/07/28/wtf-does-this-mean/#comment-1789 I do this all the time! I find memos and notes I've written to myself, things I'm hoping to write about, ideas I've had -- and I cannot figure out what in the world I was saying. A rotten gourd, eh? I can't help myself. Mention the word 'contest' and I am as putty in your hands. "There's a body down here," said my brother, grinning wickedly, "and it's been down here for ages, it's all soft and gooey and if you touched it your hand would go right through." He's always trying to scare me, so I just shrugged and acted like, big deal -- until he screamed. And I mean he REALLY screamed, and that's when I remembered that rotten gourd I left here in the basement last year, right next to the dressmaker's dummy, and I saw he'd stepped on it and his foot had gone right through. I do this all the time! I find memos and notes I’ve written to myself, things I’m hoping to write about, ideas I’ve had — and I cannot figure out what in the world I was saying.

A rotten gourd, eh? I can’t help myself. Mention the word ‘contest’ and I am as putty in your hands.

“There’s a body down here,” said my brother, grinning wickedly, “and it’s been down here for ages, it’s all soft and gooey and if you touched it your hand would go right through.” He’s always trying to scare me, so I just shrugged and acted like, big deal — until he screamed. And I mean he REALLY screamed, and that’s when I remembered that rotten gourd I left here in the basement last year, right next to the dressmaker’s dummy, and I saw he’d stepped on it and his foot had gone right through.

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